Poop shoot

So my dad said I needed to get a new suit to take a family photo in, so my stepmom took me and spent 4000 bucks on me today! And on the way to the store I saw a sign that said teh rich club...I bet my dad owns that haha. Other than that I visited my sister's mom and no she's not my step mom she was but not anymore, but to jump into a tangent here's my dad's wife and kids history Dad+My Mom=Me, then it was Dad+My sister's Mom= my sister the 2nd and lastly dad+me stepmom=Lil pimp Jebus, oh and my sister's mom remarried and had another little girl I do count her as one of my lil sisters too. So anyways I went to visit my sister's mom and thing were pretty fun we conversed for about 3 hours and then we went to pick up her youngest child from school After that she drove me to my dads house and she gave me some pretty cool gift too so thatnks for that. Well that's that for today I'm about to go out and wonder the city some more then go pick up my sister and step brother.
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Postal!!!!

Sorry about the lack of updates but I've been pretty busy enjoying this new life style...anyways I went to visit my cousin the other day and decided to walk around the local streets to chech out the street vendors. I'm kind of saddened to see that alot of the stuff that I could buy outside has now been moved to supermarkets though they still have pig snouts and hearts and all that other good stuff, it was just more fun to see this stuff outside where most of the people are. Another thing I realize is that people here love to hang out outside where Americans like to do things indoors. I went to an old park that I used to go to when I was little and saw that there were alot of people there, most of them were gambling, but there were also people playing badmington, and people drinking tea, and I guess that old people love song birds and they like to bring their birds out to the park and hang the cages on the trees. Oh yeah there were people dancing too. What has been even more exciting was that my sister is now 14 and we can actually have a conversation, before when I visited she was a bit young to really understand what I was talking about. But I'm glad that for some mirra-colous reason, we are very close even though I only get to see her once in many years. But I have a strange feeling that she's gonna take after her older brother! Also like me she doesnt' like to asians lololololooolllollolol. Anyways our dad decided that as long as she does well in school here, she can got to college in the US and live with me and I could be more excited to have a lil me around all the time...oh yeah she can kick ass too!


P.S. if you caught my little bmx reference good for you since I made it pretty obvious.

Give me this and give me that

So I went to dinner with my dad, step mom, and lil sister, and damn I can not believe how good my lil sister has it. Big screen tv in her own room, awesome house, and a personal driver to take her to and back from school. Also to go along with this topic, when people go out to eat they rely get a all star treatment, maybe it was just the place we went to, or maybe it was just my dad, but damn they pretty much kneel down and kiss your feet, I kind of even feel bad for these stewardess', but maybe it's just because im not used to being rich in china... anyways I'll try to get those pics up of the house asap. outie...

day Un

Ok so I finally made it to china, but my tooth paste got confiscated in LA then some ass holes got into a fight so my flight out of LA was delayed for an hour while the cops tried to figure out exactly what happened, and eventually both of them got kicked off the plane haha sucks for them. The in flight movie wasn't that bad besides the fact that is was in italian and there weren't even any guidos on the plain. So after I got into Beijing or Peking for you P.C. people I got my face wash and contact solution confiscated! That was it for the downsides of the trip so far. When I got into Chong Qing I maet up with my step mom and when I walked out... my dad's personal driver was waiting for us with my dad's old bmw 740 il. Oh I also found out that my dad got rid of all his bmws and traded them for benz so I guess the 740 il is now a company car. But that's all for now I just got to the new house and it is awesome so as soon as I figure out how to upload pics on a chinese computer I'll show you all what is looks like.

And Away We GWAAAAAAA!!!!!

ok so tonite will mark the start of my campaign to conquer china. that's really about all there is for this post i guess but if you are bored here is a video you can watch.

Nigel Sylvester - My Ambitions as a Rider from Strictly Fitteds on Vimeo.

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Amarillo Promo from Eric Sucharski on Vimeo.